I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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