Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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