It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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