Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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