the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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