I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So. Much. Porn.
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