with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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