Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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