4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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