all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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