You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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