i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think my moral compass just broke
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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