Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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