I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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