you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
someone owes me an orgasm
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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