everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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