MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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