Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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