Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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