I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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