You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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