we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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