That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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