My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Your penis caused this!
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