i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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