he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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