Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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