What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
