so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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