Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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