Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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