I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just pee around me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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