at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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