You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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