This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
