are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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