You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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