laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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