well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I party with great urgency now.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
