just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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