seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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