Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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