I'm laying in your front yard are you home
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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