she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
