You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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