i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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