And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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