yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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