It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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