I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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