I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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