I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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