no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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