: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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