i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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