Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
