i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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