you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just found puke in my bra..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
