told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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